SOCIALISM
> You have 2 cows.
> You give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM
> You have 2 cows.
> The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
> You have 2 cows.
> The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
> You have 2 cows.
> The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
> You have 2 cows.
> The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
> You have two cows.
> You sell one and buy a bull.
> Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
> You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
> You have 2 cows.
> You give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM
> You have 2 cows.
> The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
> You have 2 cows.
> The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
> You have 2 cows.
> The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
> You have 2 cows.
> The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
> You have two cows.
> You sell one and buy a bull.
> Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
> You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
> You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
> AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.
> A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You count them and learn you have five cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
> You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
> You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
> You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You have 300 people milking them.
> You claim that you have full employment, and high productivity.
> You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
> Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
> You tell them that you have none.
> No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy... .
> You have two cows.
> You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
> You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
> AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.
> A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You count them and learn you have five cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
> You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
> You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
> You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You have 300 people milking them.
> You claim that you have full employment, and high productivity.
> You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
> Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
> You tell them that you have none.
> No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy... .
> SO How many cows Mongolians have???????? ?
Mongolian corporation would be:
You have two cows.
You eat them one day and share some of them with your neighbor.
Then you have nothing tomorrow and your neighbor already forget who you are.
Mongolian corporation would be:
You have two cows.
You eat them one day and share some of them with your neighbor.
Then you have nothing tomorrow and your neighbor already forget who you are.
> > > SO How many cows Inner(Southern) Mongolians have???????? ?
That's an easy one, the Southern Monglians had 2 cows, the Chinese came and took both of them. They milked the cows and made the poisoned milk powder. They sell it to the Southern Mongolians and the others.
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